By using the website in any way including but not limited to purchasing of items, you are agreeing to comply with our Privacy Policy, Terms and Conditions, Return Policies, and Customer Service policies, and any policies and terms listed within. In addition, when using particular parts of the website such as shopping, forums, watching videos, you agree to abide by any applicable posted guidelines for those services. Should you object to any term, condition, policy, guideline, or any subsequent modifications or become dissatisfied with website any way, your only recourse is to immediately discontinue use of this website. Crooked Human^® Inc. may modify this terms of use, guidelines, and all policies at any time without notice, effective upon its posting to the website. Your continued use of the website constitutes your acceptance to the updated terms of use, guidelines and  policies. Crooked Human^® Inc. has the right, but is not obligated, to strictly enforce these policies through self-help, community moderation, active investigation, litigation and prosecution.

Privacy & Security

We will never share or sell your information for marketing purposes. The information you provide during checkout is used to process your order including but not limited to email notification of your order and shipping update information. The information you do provide is also secure. We are PCI (Payment Card Industry) compliant. Transactions on our site are protected with up to 256-bit Secure Sockets Layer encryption through a SSL Certificate and processed through Authorize.net. The presence of SSL means you can rest assured that communications (e.g. credit card numbers) between your browser and our web servers are private and secure. No credit card information is ever stored on our servers or webpages.

When purchasing on our site (or any online store) make sure the company information in the address bar is green on the checkout page. This green indicates an SSL is in use during checkout.

Crooked Human^® Inc. Online Privacy Policy

Crooked Human^® Inc. respects your privacy. When you visit Crooked Human^® Inc. website, you may provide information to us and we may collect website interaction information through the use of cookies. The information collected by us includes information that you give us to, for example, make product purchases, request information or communications, register to join the website, email lists, forums, blogs, etc., register for events, participate in promotions, contests or other marketing activities and that information collected may include name, address, city, state, telephone, email, ip address, credit card number, age and gender.

A cookie is a small data file that certain websites write to your hard drive. A cookie file can contain information such as a user ID that the site uses to track the pages you visit, but the only personal information a cookie can contain is information you supply yourself. A cookie cannot read data off your hard disk or read cookie files created by other sites. Some parts of this site use cookies to track user traffic patterns and/or to provide access such as shopping online. Crooked Human^® Inc. does not share this information or sell it to any third party.

If you prefer not to receive cookies on this website, you can set your browser to warn you before accepting cookies and refuse the cookie when your browser alerts you to its presence. You can also refuse all cookies by turning them off in your browser. You do not need to have cookies turned on to browse the website; however, you will not be able to shop our online store without receiving a cookie.

Crooked Human^® Inc. uses the individual identifying information in order to personalize your experience on our website, send you communications that you consent to receive, either electronically or otherwise, combat fraud and suspicious activity, and for purposes of online shopping in accordance with this privacy policy. For example, we may use the information we collect to administer purchases and customer service on the website; improve and maintain the website; customize your shopping or browsing experience; administer promotions. We only send you information when you have agreed to receive such information through an opt-in or opt-out process; however, you may receive information from us at any time specific to customer service and order related issues including but not limited to transactional emails, shipping information, and/or problems with the information you have provided.

We collect information about gift recipients (i.e., ship to addresses) to fulfill the gift purchase, respond to customer service inquiries and for analysis purposes only. If you choose to use our invitation tools or mobile services to invite or contact friends through our website, we will ask you for information needed to send the invitation, such as your friends' email addresses, your email address, your Facebook account, other contact lists (e.g., Gmail, Twitter, Hotmail, and Yahoo) or your mobile phone and your friend’s mobile phone.

Crooked Human^® Inc. does not make individual identifying information available to third parties, including business partners, for marketing purposes without your affirmative consent to such sharing of information; however, we may transfer collected information between Crooked Human^® Inc. and third party contracted service providers who use that information to conduct Crooked Human® Inc. business and/or process your order and payment and/or for analytics. For example, a third party may handle Crooked Human^® Inc.'s credit card processing, shipping, data management, email distribution, market research, information analysis, analytics, and promotions management. If you do not want your information handled by these third parties your only recourse is to not provide it, do not actively agree to our polices during checkout, and/or leave the site immediately. All credit card transactions are secure and comply with the Payment Card Industry security standards.

We may disclose specific information when required by payment and credit card processors, law, regulation or government agency including law enforcement. We may share information to prevent illegal uses of the website or violations of the terms of use, or defend ourselves against third-party claims or cybershoplifting. We may also share information with companies assisting in fraud protection, counterfeiting or investigation.

We do not knowingly collect or solicit personal information from children under 13 and we do not knowingly collect or solicit information from anyone under 18 in the State of Maine.

Contact Information and Email Preference Management

Customers will be contacted with order related notifications.

*We reserve the right to change these polices at any time for any reason.